This sounds random, but maybe it could give all of you a laugh. My friend posted it up on his friendste bulletin and i thought of sharing it with you lovlies. (:

JOKE #1
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” He continued:
"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink my poison."
And the troublemaker committed suicide even before the poison in his body reacted.

JOKE #2
A rare earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on
the Richter scale hit Bangladesh.
Two million Banglas have died and over a
million were injured.
The country is totally ruined
and the government doesn't know where to start
and is asking for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Somalia is sending troops to help the Bangla
Army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other parts of Asia countries are sending supplies.
The European community {except France} is sending food and money.
Singapore, not to be outshone, is sending two million Banglas to
replace the dead ones!
God bless us!!!

JOKE #3
"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...
The doctor laughed to death upon hearing that.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

JOKE #4
Osama bin Laden married Jessica Simpson one day.
On the night while having sex Osama said, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time."
Jessica responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

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